Corporate Clause sends his message from the North Pole mother fuckers!
AI advertising hacked into the minds of what we most fear
and here again in the blank canvas of what snow? they appear
Open fire! I thought they had retired
bullets raining sideways into Moon 13
Our hideaway, how can we see?
It seem to be another case of stressful misery
when the bullets zip past you and me
what we gonna do? take no shit from the enemy!
Oh but Oshka ain’t takin no shit
got an ornament grenade and he’s about to throw it
this war is about to get lit
when we stormin' in to fuckin' explode all it
Return of the Snowman Mafia
Return to no man’s onomatopoeia
What’s this idea?
of rat-a-tat-tat-tat pow pop bang!
Now we see ya, and this attack ain’t our game
goin' to war with what’s now outside of our brain
semi-automatic
frosty gun fanatic
these monsters from my mind’s attic
Holiday madness gone bat shit
menacing balls of snow
more deadly than one could know
rolled into 3 times 4 though
they’re stormin' in so we here go!
bullets of ice ain’t so nice
shootin' up the place times twice
opposite the sound of mice
and much louder than a knife
and no it ain’t nice
like rollin dice for your life
cause it’s a gamble when this shit goes off the handle
Wish I could ring the handbell
for some charity of love but killer instincts kick in
Now with our banana candy cane guns flippin’
retaliate!
before it’s too late
not makin' another dying mistake
i’m gonna melt these mothers
like a blood snow frosty cake
credits
from DEATH CAT vs X-Mas,
released December 1, 2019
Recorded by Vertigo Sound & Light Ent. at Moon 13 in Temple City CA 2019
ToM Cat: vocals/guitar/sleigh bells/sfx/synth
George Ramone: bass
Nikolitsa Bouterrios drums
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