Grandma got Murdered by a Reindeer
Leaving Corporate Clause’s office christmas eve
You may say there’s no such thing as Killer christians
As for me & the ghost of Grandpa, we believe
Grandma got Murdered by a Reindeer
Leaving Clause Corp office christmas eve
You may say there’s no such thing as Grandma (not no more)
As for pee & DEATH CAT, we don’t believe in anything
She wouldn’t sell her soul nor her sweaters
Out through evil elf sweatshop slave labor
Wanted to keep the x-mas spirit pure
Once Corporate Clause heard this..he was sure to make her disappear
X-mas morning we found her body
laying cold in the snow covered ditch
her automobile flipped on over
the blood was enough to make your soul twitch
Tire trax across her fragile broken back
A bullet wound right through her head (execution style)
Her homemade sweaters sprawled out in the ditch
brains & blood all over
There was no doubt that she was dead
Her sweaters coated in blood & blown out brains
These were no ordinary reindeer games
In that ditch we found a candy cane striped crack pipe
engraved upon it was “Dasher” the killer’s name
Replaced all the reindeer’s mushrooms
with methanfetamine & crack
Git them dangerously angry & riled up
behind the wheel of an automobile, ready to whack
credits
from DEATH CAT vs X-Mas,
released December 1, 2019
Recorded by Vertigo Sound & Light Ent. at Moon 13 in Temple City CA 2019
ToM Cat: vocals/guitar/sleigh bells
George Ramone: bass
Harry Cloud drums
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